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Welcome back to Comments of the Week where your host, the ever-vigilant Dreamweaver, is here to bring you some of the best comments — said by community members such as yourselves — from last week!
Wait, LAST week? Alright, you got me! Due to a wonky schedule, I haven’t been able to keep up, so you’re just now getting the edition that you should’ve gotten last week this week, and the edition that you’re supposed to be getting this week — which was last week’s comments — is hopefully coming this week… unless things come up and I’ll have to push last week’s into next week and this week’s into the week after next. Ugh, it also doesn’t help that I number them by editions and not by dates, so hopefully I won’t forget that this week is number 59, 60 is the one that’s supposed to be up and running, and 61 is what I’m supposed to be working on this week.
Confused? Don’t be! All YOU need to know is that — as always — the comments of this week, which is the comments from two weeks ago that was supposed to be posted last week, is separated into three categories such as…
TRUTH:in Texas, a man not only bit off the head of a corral snake that bit him, but he even used his body as a tourniquet.
LOL:there’s no reason to laugh, that’s fucking badass!
WUT?:was his name John Doe?
If you want even more confusion, you can check outlast week’s Comments of the Week, which was based on the comments said the week before, that was also done in the same week that I posted thetwo week before last’s Comments of the Week.
Dreamweaver:Whatever happened to that guy, anyway?
Dreamweaver:Aren’t we all procrastinating the end?
Dreamweaver:At least he was kind enough to say “probably.”
FromMAN DATES BODY PILLOW IN OFFICIAL SENRAN KAGURA: ESTIVAL VERSUS AD
FromRUMOR: NINTENDO FUNDING BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL SEQUEL
Dreamweaver:I’m not good with math, but I’m pretty 74% sure he’s right. I’m also 62% sure he’s left.
Dreamweaver:It would make then 20% cooler in my opinion.
Yes, that was aMy Little Pony: Friendship is Magicreference. I’m totally bitter that our DirecTV subscription doesn’t have Discovery Family Channel. 🙁
Dreamweaver:I did. I did warn him.
FromA NEW NINTENDO DIRECT IS COMING THURSDAY, COMPANY SPECIFICALLY MENTIONS NO NX NEWS
Dreamweaver:Well, if it’s Japanese, you read from right to left.
FromUSING THE POKEMON BANK NETS YOU A FREE REGIROCK, REGICE, AND REGISTEEL
FromWARGAMING AND DISNEY JUST PULLED OUT OF E3
Dreamweaver:Wait… does this mean your aunt’s single?
FromPLAYING SPORTS VIDEO GAMES INCREASES THE RISK OF PLAYING REAL SPORTS
Dreamweaver:Who won?
FromNO, IT’S NOT IN-GAME, THIS IS LIGHTNING COSPLAY
Dreamweaver:Now that’s a Happy Meal I don’t mind springing for. With my penis.
Dreamweaver:Like the ones on your shoulder.
FromPERSONA Q: SHADOW OF THE LABYRINTH IS GREAT, ALSO ON SALE FOR $20
FromTWO POKEMON 3DS THEMES ANNOUNCED FOR NEW FILM
Dreamweaver:They hope you’ll headbang so hard, you’ll forget why you called.
Dreamweaver:Guess I’ll have to take over. maximizes porn tab
