We ’ve gotten the first card and trailer tease for the Tomb Raider boot , starring Alicia Vikander as the new Lara Croft … and guest - star a camelopard as her neck .
The#TombRaidermovie house trailer drops tomorrow , in theatre March 2018.@tombraidermoviepic.twitter.com/EQBknf9Cla
— Tomb Raider ( @tombraider)September 18 , 2017
The official trailer arrive tomorrow , but the vexer gives us a preference of what Vikander ’s Croft is going to be up to , and it await like shenanigans . base on 2013 ’s more realistic Tomb Raider game , and not the original series that led to a two - film franchise star Angelina Jolie and her boobs , the new movie look like it ’s break down to be a survival tale with just enough traps and prank to keep original fans entertained .
But I ’ve got a bone to find fault with the poster . Guys , what ’s up with her neck ?
Her legend begins.#TombRaider , in theaters March 2018.pic.twitter.com/tsChGaHEb6
It ’s just so long , like Guinness Book of World Records long , with this giant curve that magically wield to make it even longer . Vikanderdoesn’t calculate like this — barely any humans do . And turn over they ’re try out to promote this moving-picture show as having a more realistic Lara Croft , subbing boobs thatchanged sizefrom fit to scene for a photoshopped giraffe cervix does n’t seem like the good foot forrader . Just look at her . She ’s a cross between a man and a desk lamp .
Tomb Raider arrives March 2018 .
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