‘Oh Boy! Assassin’s Creed III’ – No one ever

Look, I’m going to be honest with you guys. I hateAssassin’s Creed III. I understand some people feel it is a great game and it does have a very interesting setting, but it was easily one of the worst titles of 2012. I didn’t even play it until years later (2014) and on PC, but the game still had a bunch of issues. That final chase scene was one of the worst bits of gameplay I’ve ever dealt with; I don’t know why Connor likes running up invisible walls or can’t jump over fire, but I guess Ubisoft wants me to experience their grand finale in a highly scripted manner.

Regardless, I wouldn’t consider next month’s line-up of Games with Gold bad ifAssassin’s Creed IIIwas the only questionable title. For whatever reason, Microsoft has deemed Xbox One owners should getWatch_Dogs, so now I really have to wonder if Ubisoft made some kind of deal to ruin Xbox Gamers’ June. At least the other two games are good, even ifDragon Ageis eight years old.

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For Xbox One users, you’ll be able to grabSpeedrunners(finally) from June 1 to the 30th and pass overWatch Dogsfrom June 16 – July 15. Xbox 360 users can forgetAssassin’s Creed IIIfrom June 1 – June 15 and nabDragon Age: Originsfrom June 16 – June 30. Microsoft is also throwing in a freebie of somePhantom DustDLC, which should work on Xbox One and PC (the game is an Xbox Play Anywhere title).

It should also be noted that all 360 titles offered on Games with Gold are backward compatible, so if you feel the need to destroy your soul, you can relive the horror ofAssassin’s Creed IIIon your Xbox One. If you actually do enjoy the game, then more power to you. I wish I could see what you find so appealing.

The ghost at the end of the hallway

Picking up the smiley face post-it off the broken mirror

John and Molly sitting on the park bench

Close up shot of Marissa Marcel starring in Ambrosio

Kukrushka sitting in a meadow

Lightkeeper pointing his firearm overlapped against the lighthouse background

Overseer looking over the balcony in opening cutscene of Funeralopolis

Edited image of Super Imposter looking through window in No I’m not a Human demo cutscene with thin man and FEMA inside the house

Looking at the ghost of Jackie inside the lighthouse